Saturday, January 5, 2008

1 Out of 5 people agree. These slogans aren't funny.

Aggregator? Combinulator? Everything you might need to look for, except for auto-creation of tabs (I am pestering the developer about this, I assure you), all on one page?

The only resource you'll need: http://schoolr.com/

And for those who are too connected for their own good: m.schoolr.com

Getcher Blackburrs out.

Monday Morning Madness (Find ways to manage)

If you don't read Harvey Schaecters Column comma Blog 'Monday Morning Manager', you need to have a peek. This is gospel for those in business whose lives revolve around the office.

From the Sublime: (In his Power Points posted Dec. 10, '07)

Buyers hate math

Running the Intermixonline.com e-commerce site taught Eileen Shulock that people respond better to an offer of a dollar amount off a purchase than a percentage - even when the percentage would be a greater saving.

Larry Chase's Web Digest For Marketers

To the... Thanks, Harvey:

Relax on the way home

Treat your commute as a positive time to wind down and start the process of relaxation.

Source: Adrian Savage, Lifehack.org

The rest is Gold. I assure you.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/blogs/wschachter

Learn your ass how to talk right, America

http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/

I don't know if the Hyper refers to the Hyper text, or to the kids on Ritalin using it.

Tactical Perception Management

I haven't figured it out. It's not mine, I poached it. But I like what it's getting at.

I Agree to Play by The Rules

No clicking my own ads, check. No placing ads... ignorant. Check. I can receive cheques made out to me, Check. I will not place any ads that I don't know how to place in places that deal in the illicit trades. (That counts #5 - No Porno. Roger that, Google. Google some porn, tell me how much AdCents you run up.) I have, umm, *Cough* certified that I have read all relevant program policies, caveats, restrictions, shortcomings, pit-falls, prospectus, and hateful rumours as it does pertain to my account.

I do not already have an account.

Well, I suppose I've figured out the profit part, all that's left is: ???



(Oh, and stealing stuff to fuel the ??? and the profit. I guess while we're trying to tick off the Mothership we might as well steal pornography and sell ads for it.)

Make With the Push Button Publishing

Wash your hands, America. Fuck.