I Agree to Play by The Rules

No clicking my own ads, check. No placing ads... ignorant. Check. I can receive cheques made out to me, Check. I will not place any ads that I don't know how to place in places that deal in the illicit trades. (That counts #5 - No Porno. Roger that, Google. Google some porn, tell me how much AdCents you run up.) I have, umm, *Cough* certified that I have read all relevant program policies, caveats, restrictions, shortcomings, pit-falls, prospectus, and hateful rumours as it does pertain to my account.

I do not already have an account.

Well, I suppose I've figured out the profit part, all that's left is: ???



(Oh, and stealing stuff to fuel the ??? and the profit. I guess while we're trying to tick off the Mothership we might as well steal pornography and sell ads for it.)