Monday, January 28, 2008

Caribbean Civil Headquarters

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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5 days ago The Republic of Cooliestan Sup United Caribbean. I really want Obama in 08. Workin on his campaign and thing already
5 days ago The Republic of The United Caribbean aight. i was kinda turned off to him and hilary, because of their childish fight. so, i like mckain
4 days ago The Secret Island of DreadedPirates Congrats on the ten billion! I'm only at 3 :(
2 days ago The Dreaded Empire of Vicana 3????? Im only at 1!!!!
2 days ago The Republic of The United Caribbean i be not even havin a billion yet, man
1 day ago The Commonwealth of Tobacco Isles AGAINST the free trade of durable goods
1 day ago The Organized Chaos of Pharan I just broke 7 billion!
1 day ago The Soca Warriors of Trinidad n Tobago Way to go, Pharan!
3 hours ago The Secret Island of DreadedPirates WTG, Pharan!
Seconds ago The Sultanate and Space Cannons of Ratuvia Hey, uhh, just a thought, but, uhh, does Barack Obama want his campaign in any way associated with _Cooliestan_? That's, like, offensive to chinese people and anyone that lives in a -stan, be they Aghan, Kazak, Paki, Turkmeni, or Uzbek. That said, I think the name's hilarious and awesome. Maybe it unites coolies and stanis so they can some some ganj together and chill out. That's what _My_ island's for, IRL & NS, anyways. Except maybe the IRL place is really white because it's pretty far north, a very different experience for this California boy.

Regarding the presidential election; Clinton, Obama, Edwards, and to a large extent McCain all represent business as usual. Obama and Edwards pretend to be above it, but are just as influenced by Big Pharma et al as anyone on crapitol hill.

The ones that scare me are Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee. These guys are religious _psychopaths_. Geniunely unstable individuals who will apply to their thinking the bible in Huckabee's case, and f@$%ing _brutal_ capitalism in Romney's.

Mitt Romney is not a mormon, not in any concrete sense. He is a huge big-time wall-street string-puller. Just look at the portfolio he created at Bain Capital. F#%^ing silly. The man already owns 1/10th of America. Vote for Mitt Romney if you hate your national parks, if you want to drill for oil in the Alaskan wildlife reserve, all over the Gulf of Mexico, up and down California. Florida Everglades? WHAT THE FUKC ARE THOSE MAN WE GOT HOUSES TO BUILD!

Huckabee is just nuts and will release the ten plagues. And about a million serial molesters who "converted" to Christianity.

Dangerous, dangerous people.

Mccain has potential because he's a real soldier and he doesn't f$%^ about with America like it's a f@#$ing toy. I believe him when he says he would eradicate waterboarding, and I think he's the only man capable of running the military, and perhaps the only one capable of fighting a conventional war on terror. Now if only I believed the war on terror existed or was worth fighting.

Here it is people. We are addicted to drugs, and oil is sold in US Dollars. We have sold ourselves 2 miles up our own asses in T-Bills, yet people keep buying them because they have to buy oil. The drug money is essential to the liquidity of the market, generating the interest-paying revenue.

Afghanistan went from no poppies to record opium crops.

Do YOU think the US Marines couldn't put a stop to that if actually ordered and equipped to? Honestly?

Anyways. American governmental drug interests trained 19 agents, who with the assistance of somebody (explain the free-fall pancake of WTC-7. Just do it. Coincidence?!) talked lower Manhattan in to a war. We are all slaves to the defense of the T-Bill, which, ironically, is perfect for snorting cocaine! And wow, guess who has cocaine ties, the Clintons and Barack Obama. How cyclical. I could just vomit.

--The Sultan

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