This article, though slightly dated [that is so last year -ed.], shows what wondrous things a selfless ego can do for society.
"But the reality is, I really, really, really want to go, so I would really like it if they would get their waiver because I think it's a really awesome night to celebrate."
She is talking about her guild, which I would guess is the Screen Actors Guild, and the waiver she wants is so she can feel ok with herself [Ok with her PR? -ed.] about crossing HER WRITERS' picket line.
Long story short:
She supported the strike before she was nominated for a daytime emmy or whatever the hell they give to sham actresses on a sham show, but now that she sees her one chance ever to win an award for participating in a sham evaporating, she's willing to walk across a picket line and bask in her self-rewarding glory at Hollywood's most well-to-do dinner party. [Luncheon. It's the daytime emmys, remember? -ed.]
You know, because being nominated as an actor or an actress had nothing to do with your writers... and I don't know if you've looked outside recently, bitch, because its 2000-fucking-8 and your writers are being screwed out of internet royalties. (You know, the small doses people can actually handle you in.)
Solution:
Katey H can take the high-road, and get twice as much positive PR by showing up in a smashing dress, REFUSING the walk the red carpet and talk to the-crazy-face-d-bitch [He means Mary Hart from ET. Or is that E.T. from ET. -ed.]. Bring beer, or just refreshments, some banners and posters and JOIN the protest, but do it looking fucking glam with all your Hollywood friends! You get the best of all worlds, and you actually promote labour justice in this country.
(As farcical as the notion may sound...)
1 comment:
sham actress?
nigga, please.
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